December 27, 2004

lighter moments...............

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
You know what Holmes said : ?? ?..

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "someone has stolen our

this particular joke won the award for the best joke in the
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing,"
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."


Loveena said...

ha ha ha ... I loved both. Being a Sherlock fan from childhood ... this was exquisite.

By the way, I'm trouvaille stumbled on your blog through dream vendor. Hope you dont mind me reading your goodies :-)

Merry Christmass and a Happy New Year to you.

sophie said...

really r they goodies!!
nice 2 hear
A happy New year to you too